Lincoln Lot Lizards · CLUB INTRODUCTION · 15 SECONDS
From Lincoln.
Truck-stop baseball has arrived.
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Lincoln Lot Lizards
“Trashy, crappy and promiscuous. His words.”
A roadside spite machine built from a divorce settlement, light beer, bad judgment and Lizzie Mack’s permanent need to keep Morris Dwight furious.
HOME FIELDThe Truck Stop — behind the truck stop near Lincoln
THE CURRENT CLUB FILE
Roadside Royalty.
CLUB COLORS & VISUAL IDENTITY
Roadside Royalty.
A roadside spite machine built from a divorce settlement, light beer, bad judgment and Lizzie Mack’s permanent need to keep Morris Dwight furious.
Roadside pink · nicotine brown · asphalt black
THE PEOPLE & PERSONALITIES
Lizzie Mack & Lottie Lizard.
CHARACTERS & CLUB AUTHORITY
Lizzie Mack & Lottie Lizard.
Owner: Elizabeth “Lizzie” Mack
Lottie Lizard works the gravel aisles at The Truck Stop, poses for photographs of questionable judgment and maintains better attendance than several members of the baseball club.
GROUNDS, PAPERWORK & LOCAL KNOWLEDGE
The Truck Stop — behind the truck stop near Lincoln
THE HOME FIELD
The Truck Stop — behind the truck stop near Lincoln
A roadside spite machine built from a divorce settlement, light beer, bad judgment and Lizzie Mack’s permanent need to keep Morris Dwight furious.
Club filing 01
Lizzie understands people better than baseball and rarely admits which one she is using.
Club filing 02
She respects anyone who cannot be bought and keeps all adult games away from Naz.
Club filing 03
Five former husbands are said to be buried in center field. The grounds crew declines comment.
REAL MERCH FOR FICTIONAL BASEBALL
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Official Lincoln Lot Lizards merchandise.
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LINCOLN · CLUB ISSUE · BEANIE
LINCOLN LOT LIZARDS LADY LIZARD BEANIE
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LINCOLN · HOME ISSUE · CAP
LINCOLN LOT LIZARDS OFFICIAL HOME CAP
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LINCOLN · TEAM STICKER
LINCOLN LOT LIZARDS 3×3 TEAM STICKER
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LINCOLN · CLUB ISSUE · HOODIE
LINCOLN LOT LIZARDS TRUCK STOP HOODIE
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LINCOLN · CLUB ISSUE · TEE
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OFFICIAL CLUB FILMS
Straight from the file.
From Lincoln.
Truck-stop baseball has arrived.