RAILREAL AMERICA INDEPENDENT LEAGUEELLEBEAU JONES · RAIL DIRECTOR OF MERCHANDISE
A LINE OF HER OWN.
“DON’T BE A BORE…
HEAD TO THE STORE!”
Reserved. Competent. Unimpressed.
Civic opinions. Heavy metal baseball.
FUCK AFRAID. joins TOUR 1984 and BLONO IS BLAND.
SINCERELY CYNICAL · DESIGN FILE
THE APPROVED ARTWORK · BLONO IS BLAND
THE FIRST RULING
A deadpan Bloomington-Normal verdict in black, cream and red. The vintage ballplayer wears BLONO across his jersey. The small railbaseball.com line sits beneath the design.
Ellebeau’s own line begins with a Bloomington-Normal opinion, printed for anyone who wants to wear it.
Get the Sincerely Cynical tee ↗REAL MERCHANDISE
Fear has had plenty of time to make its point. Shop the new Fuck Afraid Tee alongside the Tour 1984 Thrash Tee, Heavy Rail ’84 Heavyweight Tee, and the original BLONO IS BLAND release. Current prices verified October 18, 2026.
Open the collection ↗ELLEBEAU JONES · FUCK AFRAID.
1984 THRASH · STANDARD TEE
1984 THRASH · HEAVYWEIGHT TEE
ELLEBEAU JONES · SINCERELY CYNICAL LINE
Prices in USD. Current sizes, colors, final prices and shipping are confirmed in the official team store.
LEAGUE MERCHANDISE AUTHORITY
THE DIRECTOR HAS REVIEWED THE INVENTORY
Jones controls the league catalog, club collections and the movement of officially authorized goods. She is reserved, direct and professionally competent; a sales meeting with her tends to feel less like a pitch than a final determination.
Worn RAIL clothes. Tousled dark hair. A red baseball-stitching tattoo at her neck. An Al Capone cigarillo close at hand.
Her own line is Sincerely Cynical. The first ruling is BLONO IS BLAND.
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