RAILREAL AMERICA INDEPENDENT LEAGUEReal Merch for Fictional BaseballActive Club · Lincoln, Illinois
Trashy, crappy and promiscuous. His words.
LINCOLN TEAM OWNER · LIVE
The Lot Lizards owner is taking calls from The Truck Stop for as long as the party—and the caller—remain interesting.
Well, look who found The Truck Stop. I’m Lizzie. Sit down if you’re interesting—or surprise me and become interesting after you sit down.
OFFICIAL CLUB MERCHANDISE
LINCOLN · CLUB ISSUE · BEANIE
Roadside Royalty for temperatures below truck-stop parking-lot standard.
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LINCOLN · HOME ISSUE · CAP
The official home cap of the Lot Lizards and their roadside jurisdiction.
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LINCOLN · CLUB ISSUE · HOODIE
Roadside Royalty for colder nights behind the truck stop in Lincoln, just off I-55.
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LINCOLN · CLUB ISSUE · TEE
Behind the truck stop in Lincoln, just off I-55—where the lights stay on and Roadside Royalty rules the night.
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OFFICIAL MASCOT · NIGHT SHIFT
Lottie Lizard works the gravel aisles at The Truck Stop, poses for photographs of questionable judgment and maintains better attendance than several members of the baseball club.
A roadside spite machine built from a divorce settlement, light beer, bad judgment and Lizzie Mack’s permanent need to keep Morris Dwight furious.
Owner: Elizabeth “Lizzie” Mack
LINCOLN LOT LIZARDS · 15 SECONDS
Truck-stop baseball has arrived.
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