RAILREAL AMERICA INDEPENDENT LEAGUEReal Merch for Fictional BaseballRAIL REPRESENTATIVE SWITCHBOARD
Meet the league through the people who run its clubs. Every representative belongs to a team home; this desk is where you find out who is on the line.
ELEVEN CLUBS · ELEVEN POINTS OF VIEW
Morris* is live in Bloomington, Lizzie is taking calls in Lincoln and Atlanta has opened public comment. The other club lines will connect when their representatives are cleared—or fail to be cleared—by the Office of the President.
LIVEBloomington Soy Beers
Field Manager · Number 0
Ask about the Soy Beers, baseball, Mrs. Morris, league enemies, money or the merchandise he would prefer you stop discussing and purchase.
Talk to Morris* in the Soy Beers dugout →
LIVELincoln Lot Lizards
Owner
Ask about the Lot Lizards, The Truck Stop, what keeps a party alive, why Morris remains useful or what it takes to become one of hers.
Talk to Lizzie at The Truck Stop →
LIVEAtlanta ODs
Identity withheld · Term subject to the next vote
Ask about collective ownership, warehouse baseball, union procedure, rank-and-file protection or any operation the chair already knows better than to discuss.
Address the chair at The Distribution Center →
COMING TO THE LINEWashington Meatheads
Official Mascot
Mascot communications desk coming soon. Enter the club home now and learn who you will be dealing with.
Enter the Meatheads home →
COMING TO THE LINEEl Paso Road Commission Baseball Club
Official Monster Off-Road Mascot
Roadside communications desk coming soon. Enter the club home now and learn who you will be dealing with.
Enter the Road Commission home →
COMING TO THE LINEPeoria Coldcocks
Club Operator
Front-office line coming soon. Enter the club home now and learn who you will be dealing with.
Enter the Coldcocks home →
COMING TO THE LINELexington Township Relaxation Farm
Chief Operating and Executive Officer
Farm office line coming soon. Enter the club home now and learn who you will be dealing with.
Enter the Relaxation Farm home →
COMING TO THE LINEPontiac Bars
Administrative Authority
Pontiac line coming soon. Enter the club home now and learn who you will be dealing with.
Enter the Bars home →
COMING TO THE LINELe Roy Browns
Rotating Club Leader
Le Roy line coming soon. Enter the club home now and learn who you will be dealing with.
Enter the Browns home →
COMING TO THE LINEFairbury Carbon Copies
Contract Representative
Fairbury line coming soon. Enter the club home now and learn who you will be dealing with.
Enter the Carbon Copies home →
COMING TO THE LINEStreator Peters
Pastor · Field Manager
The Cathedral line is awaiting ecclesiastical clearance. Enter the club home now and learn who you will be dealing with.
Enter the Peters home →