RAILREAL AMERICA INDEPENDENT LEAGUEReal Merch for Fictional BaseballActive Club · Bloomington, Illinois
A baseball club does not require witnesses.
BLOOMINGTON TEAM REPRESENTATIVE · LIVE
The Soy Beers field manager is accepting questions until he forgets the question, falls asleep or remembers that shirts cost money.
What do you want, Lance? If that ain’t your name, it is until you give me a better one.
OFFICIAL CLUB MERCHANDISE
BLOOMINGTON · CLUB ISSUE · BEANIE
The Reaper, dressed for an Illinois winter and still carrying the scythe.
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BLOOMINGTON · CLUB ISSUE · BEANIE
League-approved cold-weather equipment in Soy Beers red.
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BLOOMINGTON · ROAD ISSUE · CAP
The official road-game lid for wherever the Reaper gets sent next.
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BLOOMINGTON · HOME ISSUE · CAP
Home colors for a club still waiting on a fully approved schedule.
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BLOOMINGTON · CLUB ISSUE · TEE
Baseball-seamed scythe. Beer stein. Soybeans. Poor judgment.
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BLOOMINGTON · CLUB ISSUE · HOODIE
The same officially sanctioned bad judgment, now with sleeves and a hood.
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OFFICIAL MASCOT · HARVEST DIVISION
Bean Hook arrives in a black-and-red reaper’s cloak carrying the two instruments Bloomington respects most: a bat-handled scythe and an irresponsibly full beer stein.
A private, fanless, cameraless baseball operation built below a shopping center and managed by the quietest nine-year-old in professional baseball administration.
Owner: Mrs. Morris · General Manager: Nick “Naz” Morris, age 9
BLOOMINGTON SOY BEERS · 21 SECONDS
A close personal friendship is the only reason Morris has a job.
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