Washington Meatheads · CLUB INTRODUCTION · 20 SECONDS
Washington brought the meat.
The official origin announcement from President Sparky Roseman.
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“Fresh meat. Official baseball.”
RAIL’s first admitted expansion club: a Washington baseball operation built around The Slaughterhouse, substantial meat transfer and a sponsorship nobody at league headquarters remembers approving.

Washington Meatheads · CLUB INTRODUCTION · 20 SECONDS
The official origin announcement from President Sparky Roseman.
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CLUB COLORS & VISUAL IDENTITY
RAIL’s first admitted expansion club: a Washington baseball operation built around The Slaughterhouse, substantial meat transfer and a sponsorship nobody at league headquarters remembers approving.
Vintage navy · brick red · aged cream · exposed muscle
THE PEOPLE & PERSONALITIES
CHARACTERS & CLUB AUTHORITY
Official Mascot: Jimmy Meathead · Sponsor: Holland's Grove Locker & Processing
Jimmy Meathead is cheerful, anatomically exposed and completely bloodless. He greets every fan like an old friend and every concession stand like unfinished business.
GROUNDS, PAPERWORK & LOCAL KNOWLEDGE
THE HOME FIELD
The Slaughterhouse is home to RAIL’s first admitted expansion club. The meat arrived before the franchise paperwork. Holland’s Grove Locker & Processing on IronSmith Drive remains the official meat supplier despite not existing.
The Washington Meatheads are the first expansion club formally admitted to RAIL.
Jimmy Meathead is cheerful, bloodless and registered as the official club mascot.
Holland's Grove Locker & Processing on IronSmith Drive remains the official meat supplier despite not existing.
REAL MERCH FOR FICTIONAL BASEBALL
Official Washington Meatheads merchandise.
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WASHINGTON · EXPANSION CLUB 01 · STICKER

WASHINGTON · EXPANSION CLUB 01 · TEE
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OFFICIAL CLUB FILMS
The official origin announcement from President Sparky Roseman.