Streator Peters · CLUB INTRODUCTION · 12 SECONDS
God’s gift to baseball.
President Sparky Roseman introduces the Streator Peters.
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Streator Peters
“The Peters are gonna be huge.”
God’s gift to baseball and the unauthorized baseball arm of St. Peter’s Catholic Church. The Peters play at The Cathedral under rules of posture, hymnody and dugout authority known principally to the parish.
HOME FIELDThe Cathedral — Streator, Illinois
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God’s gift to baseball.
CLUB COLORS & VISUAL IDENTITY
God’s gift to baseball.
God’s gift to baseball and the unauthorized baseball arm of St. Peter’s Catholic Church. The Peters play at The Cathedral under rules of posture, hymnody and dugout authority known principally to the parish.
Liturgical purple · parish green · vestment gold · aged cream · crossed keys
THE PEOPLE & PERSONALITIES
St. Peter
CHARACTERS & CLUB AUTHORITY
St. Peter
Field Manager: 70-year-old parish priest · Official Mascot: St. Peter
St. Peter enters through a solemn procession in purple, green, cream and gold regalia. His enormous foam head, fabricated halo, cartoon muscles and clenched teeth bring Catholic pageantry and professional-wrestling menace to the warning track.
GROUNDS, PAPERWORK & LOCAL KNOWLEDGE
The Cathedral — Streator, Illinois
THE HOME FIELD
The Cathedral — Streator, Illinois
Every seat is a wooden church pew fitted with a kneeler. The public-address office directs the congregation to stand, sit or kneel by inning, while the organist plays hymns exclusively. Please follow the posture of the home congregation.
Club filing 01
Every seat at The Cathedral is a wooden church pew fitted with a kneeler.
Club filing 02
The public-address office directs the congregation to stand, sit or kneel by inning. Visiting supporters receive no explanation.
Club filing 03
Rivals call the grounds the Crystal Meth Cathedral. Official league documents do not.
Club filing 04
The stadium organist plays hymns exclusively. Walk-up music, pop songs and ‘Charge’ are prohibited.
Club filing 05
The club is managed from the top dugout step by a 70-year-old Catholic priest.
Club filing 06
The City of Streator has not yet been notified.
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God’s gift to baseball.
President Sparky Roseman introduces the Streator Peters.