Lexington Township Relaxation Farm · FRANCHISE ANNOUNCEMENT · 23 SECONDS
A new club in Lexington.
The Office of the President recognizes the Farm.
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Lexington Township Relaxation Farm
“A calmer today. A brighter tomorrow.”
Established in 1876, this operating mental institution markets itself as a peaceful rural retreat. Its baseball club helps fund the Farm, alongside sales of its celebrated crafted plywood.
HOME FIELDThe Farm — Lexington Township, Illinois
THE CURRENT CLUB FILE
Rest. Routine. Baseball.
CLUB COLORS & VISUAL IDENTITY
Rest. Routine. Baseball.
Established in 1876, this operating mental institution markets itself as a peaceful rural retreat. Its baseball club helps fund the Farm, alongside sales of its celebrated crafted plywood.
Township purple · aged cream · sage green · horses · working farmland
THE PEOPLE & PERSONALITIES
ROY/CARL
CHARACTERS & CLUB AUTHORITY
ROY/CARL
Founder: Dr. R. G. Jones · Chief Operating and Executive Officer: R. G. Jones IV (RG4)
Roy/Carl is the Lexington Township Relaxation Farm's official mascot. A shirtless human torso grows directly from a giant opossum body. Handlebars emerge from the opossum's back. Nobody at the Farm has identified a species, requested an explanation or acknowledged anything unusual.
GROUNDS, PAPERWORK & LOCAL KNOWLEDGE
The Farm — Lexington Township, Illinois
THE HOME FIELD
The Farm — Lexington Township, Illinois
Established in 1876, this operating mental institution markets itself as a peaceful rural retreat. Its baseball club helps fund the Farm, alongside sales of its celebrated crafted plywood.
Club filing 01
The mental institution was founded by Dr. R. G. Jones in 1876 and is now run by his great-great-great-grandson, RG4.
Club filing 02
The Farm describes its grounds, horses, agricultural work and baseball games as part of a restorative rural experience.
Club filing 03
Its crafted plywood is advertised as the finest in the county, if not the state.
Club filing 04
Rumors concerning genetic, biological and AI experiments remain unconfirmed. The Farm has offered no supporting records.
Club filing 05
The Farm and Money Creek Demolition Derby clan carry both flags in the Lexington Kingdom Baseball Cooperative.
Club filing 06
The baseball team's nickname has not yet been announced.
Club filing 07
ROY/CARL — SPECIES UNKNOWN is the official mascot. His shirtless human torso grows directly from a giant opossum body, with handlebars mounted into the animal's back. The Farm treats this as ordinary.
REAL MERCH FOR FICTIONAL BASEBALL
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Official Lexington Township Relaxation Farm merchandise.
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A new club in Lexington.
The Office of the President recognizes the Farm.