Green Bay Sucks · CLUB INTRODUCTION · 28 SECONDS
RAIL is moving east.
President Sparky Roseman introduces the Green Bay Sucks of Green Bay, Virginia.
Open the video ↗FORTHCOMING EXPANSION · EASTERN CONFERENCE
Green Bay Sucks
GREEN BAY, VIRGINIA
“We didn’t even know there was another Green Bay.”
The first club of RAIL’s new Eastern Conference.
Opening date and first season forthcoming.
OFFICIAL CLUB EMBLEMGREEN BAY, VA
NAVY. ORANGE. CREAM.BASEBALL.
THE CLUB FILE
DRESSED FOR BASEBALL
The current
club issue.
Cream at home. Gray on the road.
The same name across every chest.
HOME · CREAM
CURRENT UNIFORMS · GREEN BAY, VIRGINIA
01 / HOME
Cream. Navy.
Burnt orange.
The cream button-front jersey carries GREEN BAY / SUCKS in navy with burnt-orange outlines. Matching piping runs through the jersey and pants.
- Toilet-paper-and-cheddar sleeve mark
- Navy belt and navy socks with orange bands
- Small front number; large outlined back number
NavyBurnt orangeCream
GREEN BAY · PRINCE EDWARD COUNTY · VIRGINIA
A name.
A strong opinion.
The club emblem, the man in charge,
and the animal behind the name.
TOILET PAPER & CHEDDAR
Entirely
unimpressed.
A cranky toilet-paper roll. Orange suction lips. One unfortunate wedge of cheddar. The current emblem appears on the cap front, jersey sleeves and both sides of the batting helmet.
The broad, flared club lettering and navy, burnt-orange and cream palette carry through the uniforms and the team store.
Inspect the uniforms →THE HOME FIELD
Looks strong
on paper.
Mandarich Toilet Paper
Municipal Stadium
BY THE WATER. BEYOND THE GRAVEL.
A municipal
arrangement.
A modest Virginia ballpark with a gravel entrance, simple concessions, a few rows of bleachers and baseball just beyond the gate.
Mandarich Toilet Paper Co.City of Green Bay
Who owns the club?
The City of Green Bay originally owned 100% of the team. Its officials were so uneducated that they sold a controlling 51% interest to Mandarich Toilet Paper Company. The city retains 49%.
The statue by the entrance
An incidental bronze figure stands off to one side of the entrance. The base reads simply: “Papa.”
When does play begin?
The Sucks will inaugurate RAIL’s new Eastern Conference. The opening date, first season and schedule remain unannounced.
REAL MERCH FOR FICTIONAL BASEBALL
We’ve got a case of
The Green Bay Sucks.
Listed in USD. Size options, final prices and shipping are confirmed in the team store.
THE CLUB FILM ROOM
Everybody’s
talking about it.
The official introduction, the team-store spot,
and a name worth repeating.
RAIL is moving east.
President Sparky Roseman takes the back road to Green Bay, Virginia.