Fairbury Carbon Copies · CLUB INTRODUCTION · 28 SECONDS
Executed in duplicate.
Caleb Thayer explains how RAIL acquired the wrong Fairbury, why nobody corrected the paperwork and which travel expenses remain reimbursable.
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Fairbury Carbon Copies
“A signed contract is a signed contract. A copy is a copy.”
The agreement was signed before Caleb Thayer explained that RAIL had contracted with the wrong Fairbury. The Nebraska club is nevertheless admitted, and its two eighteen-year-old mascot interns have been assigned every job that requires two people who look exactly alike.
HOME FIELDFairbury, Nebraska — venue pending
THE CURRENT CLUB FILE
A copy is a copy.
CLUB COLORS & VISUAL IDENTITY
A copy is a copy.
The agreement was signed before Caleb Thayer explained that RAIL had contracted with the wrong Fairbury. The Nebraska club is nevertheless admitted, and its two eighteen-year-old mascot interns have been assigned every job that requires two people who look exactly alike.
Carbon copies · mistaken geography · identical labor
THE PEOPLE & PERSONALITIES
The Copies.
CHARACTERS & CLUB AUTHORITY
The Copies.
Contract representative: Caleb Thayer · Mascots: The Copies
GROUNDS, PAPERWORK & LOCAL KNOWLEDGE
Fairbury, Nebraska — venue pending
THE HOME FIELD
Fairbury, Nebraska — venue pending
The agreement was signed before Caleb Thayer explained that RAIL had contracted with the wrong Fairbury. The Nebraska club is nevertheless admitted, and its two eighteen-year-old mascot interns have been assigned every job that requires two people who look exactly alike.
Club filing 01
The contract names Fairbury, Nebraska, rather than the Illinois town league staff had in mind.
Club filing 02
Caleb Thayer disclosed the geography after the signatures were final.
Club filing 03
The club is known as the Carbon Copies. Its official mascots are identical eighteen-year-old twin interns called The Copies.
Club filing 04
The Copies wear navy FF jerseys, caps and gym shorts, and have never appeared pleased to be on shift.
Club filing 05
The club seeks games that activate its travel and expense provisions.
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Caleb Thayer introduces the Carbon Copies.
Fairbury, Nebraska. Caleb explains the wrong-Fairbury agreement, the signed paperwork and the reimbursable travel expenses.